And then there are the Judges . . .

1) Allowing an autopsy against the religious beliefs of the condemned man in order "to ensure the execution was carried out properly." Ummmm . . . I think I could determine that by listening for a heartbeat or checking to see if he's breathing. He's dead, we don't need to further desecrate him.

2) We need to hook this judge up with HOWT. How can you live in the modern world and not know what a website is?

3) A judge's suits must cost a lot more than mine, 'cuz I just don't see how a cleaner could make a $65 million error, even if it destroyed all my clothes.